75 Short words That Will Get You a Laugh Every Time | Reader's Digest

 75 Short Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh Every Time | Reader's Digest

A teacher wrote on the board,

36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x). b = 0

He turned to Agabus and said, "Solve the problem."

Agabus picked up the duster, cleaned the board and said, "Problem solved!

Some of our life's problems require such solutions.

Just clean it off and move on.

Someone wants to give you a naughty problem; just clean it off your head and move on.

If someone comes with demoralising and discouraging news to spoil your day, just clean up your mind and move on.

If someone is just picking a useless quarrel with you because you are doing something constructive, just clean it up and move on.

Someone wants to obstruct your move to success; just brush them aside and focus on your goal.

Take the duster this day and clean up all the rubbish from your heart; clean up anger, clean up petty jealousy, clean up bickering, clean up hatred, clean up covetousness, and clean up evil thoughts, and you will discover that your problems will be solved.

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Keep social distancing and have a wonderful day.

Prof. Wole Soyinka says the following:

'WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

WAKE UP, NIGERIAN YOUTHS! '~~~

Awolowo was 37 years old.

Akintola 36,

Ahmadu Bello, 36,

Balewa 34,

Okotie-Eboh 27

and Enahoro 27

And they led the struggle for Nigeria.

Independence after

the death of Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the

time!

In 1966, the first military coup was led by K.

Nzeogwu, who was 29 years old and countered by

M. Mohammed, 28,

T. Danjuma, 28,

I. Babangida 25,

J. Garba 23,

Sani Abacha 23,

and M. Yar'adua 23,

And brought to power

Y. Gowon 32,

Ojukwu 33,

Obasanjo 29,

And Buhari 24!

Most of the military governors who governed

the states under the successive military

regimes were under 30 years.

Also, the brief democratic dispensation which

interjected. The military interregnums also saw

Some senators and members of the House of

Representatives, in particular, populated by

persons under 30!

Under 30s were also not in short supply with

appointments - we have examples of

MT Mbu who became Nigeria's Foreign Affairs

Minister at 23 and Pat Utomi, who became a

Federal Adviser at 27

And so on and so forth!

NOW: Why is it that almost all of this age

Bracket is today still sleeping in a 3-seater.

chairs in their

parents' homes?

Why is it that this age bracket today is still

collecting pocket money from their parents?

Why is it that this age bracket today is still

writing JAMB?

Why is it that this age bracket today still

'Sag' their trousers?

Why is it that this age bracket today is still

searching for jobs and not yet married?

Why is it that this age bracket is today not

longer qualified to even be leaders of youth

wings of political parties?

Why is it that this age bracket today is so

docile?

Why is this age bracket today incapable of

feeding itself?

Why is it that this age bracket today is barred?

from even aspiring to certain political offices?

Why is it that this age bracket is today?

incapacitated, unwilling, unable and incapable

of asking questions?

GOD BLESS NIGERIA! "

From Prof Wole Soyinka.

This is real food for thought!

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